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Added 3 days ago

Sir- Bacho kasam khao ki sharab, cigarete, jua or ladkiyo ko nahi chuoge,
desh k liye jaan doge?

Bachhe- De denge sir, aisi zindagi jikar bhi kya karenge...

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Judge – You are crossing the limits.

Lawyer – Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai?

Judge – How dare you call me saala?

Lawyer – My Lord, I said kaun ‘Sa Law’ kehta hai?

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If boys vomit then parents says kaminey kaha kha kar aaya tha,

If girls vomit then parents says kaun tha woh kamina,

Moral of the story
Whoever vomits boys are always kaminey...

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Teacher : What is common between "Buddha"
"Jesus"
"Mahavir" and "Guru Naanak" ?




Student : All of them were born on government holidays..

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Added 3 days ago

Heart touching Story...

Ek ladke ki girlfrnd ka BIRTHDAY tha.
Boy was not in that city.
So, he ordered 24 RED ROSE for his girlfriend and said-
Dear mene tumhare lie utne ROSE lie, jitni saal ki tum ho gyi ho..

While delivering florist thought: Ye aajka mera sabse achha customer hai..
Chalo ise 10 ROSE FREE me de deta hu..
So, he gave 34 instead of 24.

aur aaj tak ladka nahi samajh paya ki
uska BREAK-UP kyu hua..

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Added 3 days ago

indian- i have 4 sister & 3 brothers
what abt u?

American - i have no sis or no bro
but i hav 4 moms from 1st dad & 5 dads frm my 1st mom...

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Added 3 days ago

Santa got job in 'idea' customer care call centre.

Customer: my idea sim is blocked, what to do?

Santa : don't get tense, remove 'idea' sim
and use 'airtel' sim. Thank you for calling 'aircel'.

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Dad : Why aren't you doing well in history?

Pappu: Because the Teacher keeps on asking things that happened before my birth...

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