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Added 2 hours ago

Fida hu uski chaal pe,

Uske bolne ki taal pe,

Chahe tamacha lage gaal pe,

par
Bol deta hu sare jahan se..

Nazar mat daalna meri MAAL
pe. :o

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Added 2 hours ago

Boyfriend to Girlfriend :

Kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai ki,

Kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai ki

"Jab tu 100 pm baje so jaati hai,
toh tera whatsapp last seen at 30 am kyu dikhata hai". ???

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Added 2 hours ago

1 Shayer Ne 1 Nakaab Wali Ladki Patayi 2nd Day Ladki Bikni Main Milne Aayi Shayer Dekh Kar Hairaan Hogaya Aur Shayeri Main Bola

Shayer : Dekh Kar Tujhe Hogaya Main Sharam Se Pani Pani

(Ladki thoda Tez Thi Shayeri Main Set Thi)

Shayer : Dekh Kar Tujhe Hogaya Main Sharam Se Pani Pani

Ladki : Meri Jaan Daal Gosh Khaoge Yaa Biryani

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Added 2 hours ago

1 ladki coke pi rahi thi,
achanak us me se 1 MACHHAR nikla Macchar bola : MAA.

Ladki:Mein teri maa nahi hu.

Machhar:Aisa na bol maa,

mein teri COKE se nikla hoon.......

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Added 2 hours ago

Classic xample of studnts ofdifferent
standards:
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1st and 2nd standard students Hey! I studied everything for exam..
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3rd and 4th std:" Hey Dat Question
was very
hard, soIleft only dat qstn!
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5th n 6th std:" Hey! I read only important
qstns!
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7th n 8th std:" I think 4 chapters r
enough 2 pass!
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9th n 10th std:" Kal exam kaunsa hai
yaar.. ??
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And in college:
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Kamino!! Bata toh dete aaj paper hai,
mere paas toh pen bhi nahi hai..

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Added 1 day ago

33 karod devi devtaon
se meri
ek hi vinati
hai ki..
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Sab mujhko
sirf 1 rupaya de do..

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Added 1 day ago

Pappu shirt utar ke balcony me
khada ta...!!
1 admi - wah Pappu ji
kya Mast chest hai..
...
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Pappu : - are ye
kuch bi nai,
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. teri bhabi ki
dekhenga to hil jaaega

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Added 1 day ago

Husband Sitting with His Wife in
Restaurant,
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Drinking Beer n Says:- "I Love U"
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Wife:- Is It U Or The Beer Talking ?
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Husband:- Its Me, Talking To My
Beer, U
Shut Up" >:o

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