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Husband – Cricket wala channel lagao.
Wife – Nahi lagaungi.
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Husband – Dekh lunga.
Wife – Kya dekhloge?
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Husband – Yahi channel jo tum dekh rahi ho.

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Wife : Oji sunte ho,
Ghar me Namak khatam ho gaya hai,
Ab mai kya dalu?
Husband : Teri Dimag to hai hi nahi,
Naya "Colgate active salt" dal de usme
namak hai.

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Husband:-"Apni Shaadi Nu 5 Saal ho Gaye,
Tenu Pyar da sabse zyada maza kis din aaya?"

wife Sharmate huye:-
"Tussi us din Ludhiyana gaye hoye Si ji. . . .

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पत्नी: आखिर औरत क्या-क्या संभाले? तुम को संभाले, तुम्हारे बच्चे संभाले, तुम्हारे माँ बाप को संभाले, या तुम्हारा घर संभाले?
पति (बड़े सुकून से): औरत सिर्फ अपनी ज़ुबान संभाले बाकी सब अपने आप संभल जायेगा।

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पति: कहाँ गयी थी?
पत्नी: खून देने।
पति: जब तक मेरा खून पीती थी तब तक तो ठीक था, अब उसे बेचने भी लगी?

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Short & Sharp:
Wife: I Love You!
Husband: Come to the point!

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पति: तुम चाय बहुत अच्छी बनाती हो।
पत्नी(रोमांटिक होते हुए): और?
पति: पर मुँह बनाने में तुम्हारा कोई जवाब नहीं।

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Wife: You had lunch?
Husband (in a naughty mood): You had lunch?
Wife: I'm asking you.
Husband: I'm asking you.
Wife: Are you copying me?
Husband: Are you copying me?
Wife: Let's go shopping.
Husband: I had lunch!

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