Story SMS [Funny Story SMS]

Added 6 years ago

Teacher:3 Idiots Dekhnay ke Bad Ap ko kya Lesson Mila?Pappu:Miss Yehi ki Engineering Padh ke v Medical ki Ladki Fasai Ja Sakti Hai. Miss:Shut Up,Get Out. Bablu:Miss Mein Bataon? Miss:Batao Bablu:Miss College ke 1st Day Underwear Zaror Pehna Chahiye Miss:Get Out. Shamu:Miss Mein Bataon? Samu:Miss Doctor ke Elawa Engineer Bhi Delivery karva Sakta Hai Miss:Get Out. PAVAN:Miss Mein Bataon Miss:gud,bolo PAVAN:FRENCH KISS MEIN NAK BICH MEIN NHIAATI. & I can show demo. Miss:Class is OVER

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Added 6 years ago

1 ladki apne lvr se gift me ring lena chahti thi.
Magr ladke ne us ko"bhalu"gift diya
jis par ladki ko buhot gusa aya,
or us ne woh"bhalu" road pe phenk diya ladka woh"bhalu"uthane k liye road ki tarf bhaga mgr us ka car se acident ho gya
or woh wahin mar gya...
Ladki dekh kr chillayi or usne woh"bhalu"utha k apne seeny se laga kr zor se rone lagi.
Tabhi"bhalu"mai se awaz aai i love u ring inmy pocket
will u marry me? Trustin your love. dnt makd any demand in love&always respect ur
love.

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Added 6 years ago

Sad Story.
1 Aunty Thi Unki 1 Beti
Thi Wo Uski Boht Care Krti Thi,
Baal Sanwarti Thi, Poniyan Bandhti
Thi k Bachi Achi Dikhay.
Pr Bachi Ki Aankhain Hamesha
Bahir Rehti Theen Aise (0_0)
Aunty Ne Boht Docters Ko Dikhaya
Lekn Wo Sahi Nhi Hui.
Phr 1 Baba Ko Dikhaya To Wo 1
Mint Mai Sahi Ho Gai. Aunty Boht
khush B hui or heran B..
Phr Baba Se Pucha k Aap nay Aisa
Kya Kiya k Wo 1 dam Sahi Ho Gai…
Baba Ny Kaha: Main Ny Sirf Bachi
Ki Poniyan Dheeli Ki hn

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A driver is stuck in a major traffic jam.
Nothing is moving. Suddenly, a man knocks on the car window.
The driver rolls down the windowand asks, "What's going on ?"
"Terrorists have kidnapped all the Members of Parliament and they're asking for a £100 million ransom...!!! Otherwise, they are going to douse them all in petrol and set them on fire. We are going from car to car collecting donations."
"How much is everyone giving, onaverage ?" the driver asks.
"Roughly a gallon...!!!"

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rjbr7 Posted In Story SMS
Added 6 years ago

Tchr: Homwrk Qn Nhi Kiya?
Stdnt: Sir Fever Tha.
Tchr: Beta.. Sach Batao.. Main Kuch Nhi Krunga.
Stdnt: Sir TV Dekh Rha Tha Aur Mood Bhi Nhi Tha.
Tchr *Slaps*: Bdtmeez Aise Muh Pe Jawab Deta H.. Aise Kaise TV Dekh Rha Tha.. Niym K Mutabik Pehle Homwrk Karna Chahiye Tha..!
.
.
Stdnt: Qn Sch Ka Sabak Sikhaye..?
Jb Sach Sun Bhi Na Paye.
Sach Koi Bole To Tu,
Niyam Kanoon Bataye.
Tera Darr.. Tera Pyaar.. Teri Wah..
Tu Hi Rakh... Rakh Saala..! :D :D

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Nakli Se Saavdhan -
Asli SMS
Ki Pehchan
Sirf Hamara naam.
Hamara
Har
SMS
Anokha
Naya
Or
Aap k Man K
Mutabik
hota hai.
Purane
Ghise - Pite
Or
Bazaru
SMS Se
Parhez Kijiye.
aap
Zyada
Bor Ho
To
Hamare No.
Pe Rs.100 ka Recharge
Karwa
K 500 Asli SMS
Or
Rs - 1000 ka
Rechrg Karwa K
3Saal Tak
free SMS
Receive
Kare.
Khushi
Gum
Birthday
Shadi - Vivah,
Bewafai,
Funny,
joke,
har variety k liye booking ki jati h.
Note - abi recharge krwaiye...

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Added 6 years ago

A pig fell in love with a chicken &they both married each other.
next day, pig died of bird flu & the chicken died of swine flu ...!!

AJAB PREM KI GAJAB KAHANI !!

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4 students ne paper ki tayyari nahi ki,
unhone 1 manshooba banaya
aur agle din principle se bole
Shir ham shadi me gaye the..
Raste me tyre panchar ho gaya.
Ham shari rat dhakka lagate rahe...
Isliye padh nahi sake.
Principle ne man liya aur unhone unlogo ko 1 din ka time de diya
aur agle din un charo ko 4 alag kamro me bithaya
aur sirf 1 sawal diya.
Q-kaunsa tyre panchar tha?
1- Front right
2- Front left
3- Back right
4- Back left
Note; agar same jawab hua to sab pass warna fail.

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Added 6 years ago

Public Toilet Me Baithe Aadmi Ko
Sath Baithe Toilet Wale Ki Awaz Ayi
Kya Haal Hai Yar
Wo Ghabra Kar Bola Fine Thik Hu
Phir Awaz Ayi Kya Kr Rhe Ho
Usne Kaha Kuch Nai Tumhari Tarah Baitha Hua Hu
Phir Awaz Ayi Mai Abi Aa Jau Tumhare Pass Kya
Aadmi Ghabra Kar Na Na Na Mai Abi Busy Hu
Than Awaz Ayi Yar Mai Baad Me Call Krta Hu
Pta Nai Kaun Kamina
Dusre Toilet Se
Meri Har Baat Ka Jawab De Rha Hai...

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Bacha:- Bhagwan Kare Teacher Ki
Zuban Cut Jaye. Roz Roz Dant Ti Hai.
Next Day Zuban Cut Gai..
Bacha :- Bhagwan Kare Master Ka
Hath Toot Jaye. Tang Krta Hai.
Bahut Marta Hai.
Next Day Hath Toot Jata Hai...
Bacha :- Bhagwan Mere Baap Ko
Utha Le.
Bahut Marte Hai.
Next Day Baap Ghar Aate Hain,
Bacha :- Papa Aapko Kuch Nahi Hua?

Baap :- Nahi Kyo
Bacha :- Maa Kahan Hain.?
Baap :- Pados Me Sharma Uncle Ki
Death Ho Gai Hai,
Wahan Gayi Hain.

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Added 7 years ago

THINKING OF BOYS N GIRLZ IN FIRST MEET;):P
Girl: kitna seedha h..!
boy: kya maal h..!
...
...
girl: nice behaviour..!
boy: kash pat jaye..!
..
...
girl: dresing sense zabardast h..!
boy: skirt, top mein or hot lagegi..!
...
....
Girl: agr razi ho gya toh isi se shadi krungi..!
Boy: bs 1 bar han krde muje konse shadi karni
hai..

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Added 7 years ago

Agar kutton ka t.v pr 1 channel ho
toh..,
socho usme serials ke nam kuch aise
honge. . .
yahan main ghr ghr BHONKI
.
KAAT KHANA sathiya
.
agle janam mohe PILLA hi kijo
.
main KUTIYA tere aangan ki
.
ye KUTTA kya kahlata h
.
Ek hajaro m meri KUTIYA h
.
AFSAR KUTIYA
.
D.O.G
.
Is KUKUR ko kya naam du.
.
Bde kutte lgte h
.
Kutta aur kutiya hum
.
Dance KUKURIYA dance
.
Pavitra Piliya
.
Kutiya vadhu
.
Bhauq ke aaja
.
.
.
.
KUTTA WAHI, KUTIYA NAYI..:)

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