Story SMS [Funny Story SMS]

Added 7 years ago

"Main Cigarate Kabhi Nhi Pita"
Woh To Bas! Jab Ghamgeen Hota
Hon To
Ghum
Bhulane K Liye
Jab Khush Hota Hon To maza
double Krny K Liye
Jab Akela Hota Hon To Tanhai
Dor Karne K Liye
Jab Dosto K Sath Hota Hoon To
Un Ka Sath Dene K
Liye
Jab Bhoka Hota Hoon To Bhok
Mitane K Liye
Or Jab
Khana Kha Leta Hoon To Khana
Hazam Karne K Lye
Jb free Hota Hn To Time
Pas K Liye
Warna Me Itna Pagal Nahi K
Cigeratte Jesi Chez Ko
Haath Lagaon.

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Ek Teacher Chumban Ka Virodh Karte
Hue Bachho Ko Samjha RahaThha
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Teacher: “Jab Koi Ladki Kisi Ladke
Ko Kiss Karti Hai
To wo Apne Muh Se Dusre kMuh me 40,000
Kitanu Transfer Karti ha
orr Iska Koi Ilaaj b nai hai.”
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Sab Bache Khamosh Ho Gaye aur Darr Gaye
Par Apne Pappu Ko Pata Tha Ki Teachar
pagal bana Raha hai, Kuch Soch k bola.
Pappu: “Sir, Iska Ilaaj hai.”
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Teachar Hairan Ho Gaya:“ Kya Ilaaj ha.......??
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Pappu: “Sir Simple, Uska Chumban
Usko Wapis De Do....:P

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Ek baar ek hi colege ke kuch
professors & principle ek
saath aeroplane me baithe
the ,
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tabhi ek announcement hoti hai,
ye plane aapke hi collage ke
students ne
banaya hai
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. sabhi professor plane se
bhaag jate he
mgr... Principle nhi bhaagta?
sabhi log bolte he aapko darr
nhi
lagata? .
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principle-muze mere students
par pura
bharosa hai
Plane start hi nhi hoga :

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Bacha:- Bhagwan kare teacher ki
zuban cut jaye. Roz roz dant ti hai.
Next day zuban cut gai..
Bacha :- Bhagwan kare master ka
hath toot jaye. Tang krta hai...
bahut marta hai.
Next day hath toot jata hai...
Bacha :- Bhagwan mere BAAP ko
utha le.
Bahut marte hai.
Next day baap ghar aate hain,
Bacha :- Papa Aapko kuch nahi
hua ??

Baap :- Nahi kyo
Bacha :- Maa kahan hain...??
Baap :- pados me SHARMA uncle ki
death ho gai hai, wahan Gayi
hain...

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Heart touching must read:)
Ek din ek ladke ki girlfrnd ka BIRTHDAY tha.
Boy was not in that city.
So, he ordered 24 RED ROSE for his girlfriend.
He called her up.
Dear maine tumhare liye utne ROSE hain
Jitni saal ki tum ho gyi ho.
While delivering florist thought:
Ye aajka mera sabse achha customer hai.
Chalo ise 10 ROSE FREE me de deta hu.
So, he gave 34 instead of 24.
Aur aaj tak ladka nahi samajh paya ki
Uska BREAK-UP kyu hua..!

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Ye 1 darawni kahani hai,
Kamjor dil wale ise na pade..!!
Barsat ki 1 raat me 1 budha aadmi hath me
1kitab bechne ke liye khda tha,
1 aadmi aaya aur
Usne vo kitab 3000/- mein kharid li
Budhe aadmi ne kitab de ke kaha:
Jab tk koi musibat na aye
Kitab ka LAST PAGE mat dekna.
Aadmi ne kitab puri pad li lekin
Dar ke karan last page nahi khola.
1 din usse raha nahi gaya
Aur last page khol ke dekh hi liya aur
Sadme se mar gya..
Last page par likha tha..
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MRP-Rs 15/- only!

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7 Sachchai Duniya Ki
1) Apki Aankhe Apke Jisam Ka Wo Hissa Hai Jinhe Aap Sabun Se Nahi Dho Sakte!
2) Aap Apne Baal Nahi Gin Sakte!
3) Aapki Zubaan Aapke Saare Daanto Ko Nahi Chhu Sakti!
4) Sirf Bewkuf Log Point No.3 Try Karenge!
5) Aap Muskura Rahe Ho Kyunki Aapki Zuban Aapke Saare Daanto Ko Chhu Sakti Hai!
6) Aap Hans Rahe Ho Kyunki Aap Bewkuf Ban Chuke Ho!
7) Aap Ise Aage Copy Karoge Kyunki
Aap Maza Lena Chahte Ho Dusro Ko Bewkuf Banakar..

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Na Chmistry hoti na main
Student hota
Na yeah Lab hoti Na Yeah
Accident Hota
Abhi Practical main ayee nazar
Ek Larki Sundar thi Naak Us ki Test Tube
Jaisi
Batoon main Us ki Glucose ki
Mithas thi
Sansoon main Eter ki
Khushboo bhi sath thi
Ankhoon se jhalakta tha kuch
is
Tarah ka Payar
Bin Piye hi ho jata Tha Alcohol
ka Khumar Benzene sa hota tha Uski
Presence ka Ehsas
Andhere main hota tha
Radium
ka Abhas
Nazrain milien, reaction huwa Kuch is tarah Love ka
Production
huwa
Lagne lagay Us ke Ghar ke
Chakar aisay
Nucleus ke charon taraf Electron
hoon jaisay
Us din hamaray Test ka
Confirmation huwa
Jab us ke dady se hamara
Introduction huwa Sun kar hamari baat wo aisay
Uchal pare
Ignesium Tube main jaise
Sodium
Bharak uthe
Wo bole, Hosh main aao, Pahchano apni Auwqat
Iron mil nahin sakta kabhi
Gold
ke saath
Ye sun ker Tuta hamaray
Armanoon Bhara Beaker Aur hum Chup rahay
Benzeldehyde ka Karwa
Ghoont
pee ker
Ab us ki yadoon ke siwa
hamara Kam chalta na tha
Aur Lab main hamaray Dil ke
siwa kuch jalta na tha
Zindagi ho gaye Unsaturated
Hydrocarbon ki Tarah
Aur hum phirte hain Awara Hydrogen ki Tarah.

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Bimar engineering student ki mom boli: jaakar jaanwar ke doctor ko dikha, to hi thik hoga..
Beta: aisa kyun?
Mom: roz subah murge ki tarah uth jata hai, ghode ki tarah bhag k college me jata hai, tote ki tarah external k aage bolta hai, gadhe ki tarah assignments likta hai, phir bi bail ki tarah prof ki galiyan sunta hai, ghar akar sab pe kutte ki tarah bhokta hai, AUR raat ko ullu ki tarah jag kar fb pe chat karta hai, ISLIYE!!

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Kanjoos baap k bete ne kha:
"Papa meri GF pregnant ho gayi h.
50,000 mang rhi h,
CHUP rehne ke"
Kanjoos ne khamoshi se paise de diye.
2 mahine baad dusra beta bola:
"Meri GF pregnant h 75,000 mang rhi h.
Kanjoos ne khamoshi se de diye.
6 mahine baad
Kanjoos ki kuwari beti boli:
"Daddy, I am pregnant!"
Kanjoos ne usko gale se Lagaya
Aur beti ka maatha chum ke kaha:
"Shabaash beti,
Ab paise lene ki baari hamari hai"

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BIMARI In Bollywood Style-

1. Jiya Jale Jaan Jale, Raat bhar Dhuwaa Chale= FEVER

2. Tadap Tadap Ke Is Dil Se Aah Nikalti Rahi =HEART ATTACK

3. Judaa Hoke Bhi Tu Mujhme Kanhi Baaki Hai =PET KHARAB

4. Bidi Jalayile Jigar Se Piya Jigar Ma Badi Aag Hai =ACIDITY

5. Tujhme Rab Dikhta Hai Yaara Main Kya Karu =MOTIYABIND

6. Tujhe Yaad Na Meri Aayi Kisi Se Ab Kya Kahna= LOW MEMORY

7. Mann Dole Mera Tann Dole = MIRGi.@

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Read This Funny Story :
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Ek din ek kutta jungle main raasta kho gaya.
Tabhi usne dekha ek sher uski taraf aa raha hai.
Kutte ki saans ruk gayi.
"Aaj to kaam tamaam mera!"
Phir usne saamne kuchh sookhi haddiyan padi
dekhi.
Woh aate hue sher ki taraf peeth kar ke baith
gaya aur ek sookhi hadii ko choosne
laga aur zor zor se bolne laga,
"wah! Sher ko khaane ka mazaa hi kuch aur hai.
Ek aur mil jaaye to poori daawat ho jayegi!"
Aur usne zor se dakaar mara.
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Is baar sher soch mein pad gayaa,
Usne socha "ye kutta to sher ka shikar karta hai!
Jaan bacha kar bhago!"
Ped par baitha ek Bandar yeh sab tamasha dekh
raha tha.
Usne socha yeh mauka achhahai sher ko saari
kahani bata deta hoon isse sher se
dosti ho jayegi aur zindagi bhar ke liye jaan ka
khatra dur ho jayega !
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Woh fatafat sher ke pichhe bhaaga.
Kutte ne Bandar ko jaate huedekh liya !
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Udhar Bandar ne sher ko sab bata diya ki kaise
kutte ne use bewakoof banaya hai.
Sher ne zor se kaha,
"chal mere saath abhi uski leela khatam karta
hoon",
aur Bandar ko apni peeth par baitha kar sher
kutte ki taraf lapka. ! !
Can u imagine the quick management by the
DOG..??
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Kutte ne sher ko aate dekha to ek baar phir uski
taraf peeth karke baith gaya aur zor
zor se bolne laga,
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"Is Bandar ko bheje huye 1 ghanta ho gaya,
saala ek sher fasaa kar nahi la saka..!!" :)

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