Story SMS [Funny Story SMS]

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Ek bacha Boy girl ko kiss karte
hue dekh leta h.
Bacha: mujhe bhi karne do warna

main

apke

papa ko bata dunga.
Ladki- Le yar tu bhi karle,...
...Bacha kafi try karta h,

pr wo

height me

kam

reh jata h,

Baccha pareshan ho kr

"Bhaad me gayi duniyadari"
jo kam galat he, vo galat hai.
Main to bataunga.

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BECHARA LADKA: LADKI PR HATH UTHAYE TO JALIM,
Ladki s pit jay to namard,
Ladki ko kisi k sath dekh lade to jelous,
Chup rhe to fattu,
Ghar s bahar qhe to aawara,
Ghar m rhe to nkara,
Bache ko dante to bujdil,
Na dante to laparwah,
Biwi ko nokri s roke to shaki mijaj,
Na roke to biwi ki kamai khane wala,
Akhir bechara ladka kare to kya kare.
Na aana is des mere munna
Kindly forwd 2 all boys n girls,
Bcoz MARD KO B DARD HOTA H

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3 reactions of a girl without a Boyfriend..
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1) Main nahi padti in chakkaro me :|
2) Gharwale important hain aur unke saamne Boy Friend
kuch bhi nahi.. : ) ... ...

3) Sab ladke kutte hote hain.. :|
_________________________________
___ OK MAMA now Tune changee.
_________________________________
Same girl after having boyfriend..

1) Yaar pata nahi kaise ho gaya pyaar.. Uske siway
kuch nahi dikhta ab mujhe :s

2) Gharwalon ko manana padega kaise bhi.. I can't
leave him :|

3) Wo baaki ladkon ki tarah kutta nahi hai... He loves
me alot.. : )

♥ Sneha ♥

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Ek ladki thi deewani si
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.
facebook pe hi milti thi
.
.
.
Nazrain jhuka ke
.
.
.
Sharma ke
.
.
.
facebook mein jaane kya dekha karti thi!
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.
.
Kuchh kehana tha shaayad usko
.
.
.
Par jaane kis se darti thi
.
.
.
Jab bhi online me milti thi mujhse
.
.
.
Yehi poochha karti thi
.
.
.
Yeh online kyun hota hai,
Yeh online kyun hota hai
.

.
aur main sirf yehi kahta tha
Jab hum kisi ko dil se yaad karte hai
aur woh humse dur hota hai, tab hum
online ho kar uske dil ke karib
aa sakte hai

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DAD: Jyotishi ji mujhe kaise pata chal
sakta hai ki mera beta future mein kya
banega?
JYOTISHI: aap uske table pe Cigarette,
Beer,Paiso ki Gaddi aur Books rakh do.
Unme se jo wo uthaega wahi banega.
DAD: ok Agle din Beta Aaya. Table dekhi.
Paiso ki Gaddi uthake jeb mein rakhi,
Cigarette pi, Beer chhupa li, Aur Books hath
mein leke ghar se chala gaya.
DAD: Us nalayak ne to sab kuchh leliya!
JYOTISHI: Sir Mubarak Ho!!
Aapka beta ENGINEER banega! :)

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Techer: Homework kyu nahi kiya?
Student: TV Dekh Raha Tha...Mood Nahi Tha...
Teacher:(Slap) Batamiz muh pe jawab deta hai?

Student: Kyu Sach ka Sabak sikhaye..
Jab sach sun bhi na paye...
Sach koi bole to tu Niyam Kanun bataye..
Tera dar,
Tera pyar,
Teri wah,
Tu hi Rakh,
Rakh Saali..
SADDA HAq AitHe RakH...
SADDA HAq AitHe RakH...

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1st girl: Aaj ke ladko ka koi
eitbar nahi..
maii to ab uska muh bhi nahi
dekhungi.
2nd girl: Kyu kya hua tumneuse kisi aur
ladki ke sath dekhlia?
.
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.
.
1st girl: Nahi usne mujhe kisiaur ladke
ke sath dekh lia hai.
Jabki woh kal keh raha tha ke
woh out of city jaraha hai.
Jhutha, Dhokebaaz,
Farebi......

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Boys k t0p 10 jhoot!!
1. Mujhe tmhari bohat fikar hai
(jhoota:)
2.Tum meri life ki pEhli aur akhiri
pasand ho..
(Astagfirullah :)
3. Cell silent pe tha jaAn
( Larke ka m0bile silent? :)
4. Ami ki call ha jani
(Had hogai:-)
5. Hamari shadi zarur hogi.
(jho0t m0ot wali :)
6. Mushkil waqt mei mujhe sath pa0gi..
(bhagne walon k :)
7. Pyar mei sub jaiz hai meri jaan..
(Chahe izat ki Abc h0jaye :)
8. Tmhare parents mere parents hain..
(sirf shadi se pehle tak :)
9. Tmhare siwa kisi se bAt nai krta..
(taubA kro :)
10. Tm na mili to kanwara betha
rahunga..! :-D
(pure ek haftey tak :)

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FACEBOOK humara planet hai,
hum sab facebook wasi friends-friends
hai,

hume apna planet prano se bhi pyaraa
hai,
iski sukh samridhi, vivid jokes, aur
posts per hume garv hai,

hum iske, page owner banne ka sada
preyatn karthe rehenge...

hum apne matha-pitha, shikshako, aur
gurujano se chup ke- humesha online
aane ka promiss lethe hain...

facebook wasiyon ke kalyan aur
samridhi me hi humara sukh nehit
hai..

!!!JAI FACEBOOK!!!

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. . . .Mobile bana hai har ladki ki saan,
Miss call karke ladko ko karti hai paresaan,
.
Sms me likhti hai miss you meri jaan,
.
Teri aawaj sunne ko betabhai mere kaan,
.
4-5 boyfriend bana kar kehti hai ek tu hi meri jaan,
.
Apne raaz saheliyo ko bata kar karti hai hairaan,
.
Kehti hai ladko ko ullu banana hai aasaan,
.
Hosh me aawo mere bhai inko pehchaan,
.
Mat pado inke chakkar me ladkiya hai saitaan!
.
For:Boy's Jan hit me jaari..
Nari hai atyachari. . . .JAAGO BOYS JAAGO!

[ I hate love and frindship ]

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1 srdar bullet chala rha tha,
sardar activa vali se: kbi bullet chalai hai?
Ldki tez krke aage nikl gai.
Srdar barabr me aakr... kbi bullet chalai h?
Ldki slow ho gai
Aage jakr sardar ka accidnt ho gya.
Ldki: or chala le bullet.
Srdar: kameeni, yhi to puch rha tha, chlai h to bta de break kaise lagte hain.
Huhuhahaha

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Lettr to principal.Salaam saale!,
yeh bata kaun haram khor papr set karta h..
Kamino,stdnts ki jaan nikal jati h.
Upar se kutte paper checkng to aise karta h
jaise apni maa ki maut ka badla le rha ho..
Aisa sylbus banaya h jaise tumhare yahan toh
haram khor sab topper hi janme h.
tera baap b is papr mei pass nai hoga.
tu khud is papr mein 10 bar fail hoga.
tu kabhi bahar mil sale..bataunga tujhe...
Urs faithfully,(pagal hu jo apna naam likhunga)

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