User: Latestsms

Added 6 years ago

Pappu makes a call from Delhi 2 his wife
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Servant picked up d phone.
Pappu : Memsab se baat karao !
Servant: Woh to sahab k sath kamre me so
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rahi hai.
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Pappu : Par sahab to main hu.
servant: Ab main kya karu?
Pappu: Maar de dono ko, main hold karta hu..
After killing....
servant: Dead body ka kya karu ?
Pappu: Ghar k piche swimming pool mein
phenk kr bhaag ja.
Servant: Par ghar k piche to swimming pool
hai hi nahi.
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Pappu: Oh sorry, wrong number..

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Added 6 years ago

A Very Bad News For All Girls !!
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Ap Kabhi Baap Nahi Ban Sakti ...

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Added 6 years ago

HoW Many Likes For
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> ME < ~!|!

Kar Do Yar Itna Neeche To Aa Hi gae
ho..!!:-| ;) xD

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Added 6 years ago

Truth :P
Ladkiyo ki scooty pe bhale 2 ki jagah 4 brakes hi lagwa do
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Rokti pairo se hi hai .... xP xD

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Added 6 years ago

2 Ladkia Aapas Me Lad Rahi Thi

To Pas Me Se 1 sharabi Guzra.

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1st Girl: Ye shrabi Tera Bf

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2nd: Ni Tera BF

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1st: Tera

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2nd: Tera

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Sharabi: Mai Ruku Ya Jau?

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Added 6 years ago

True story:
1 baar mein metro mall se apna new iphone 5 leke aa raha tha ke tabhi…
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Achanak
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Meri neend khul gayi
So sad na..!! ;D

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Added 6 years ago

Advice for life
Life is too Short
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So Plz don’t waste ur time in removing pen-drive safely.

Aise hi khinch liya karo yaar..!!

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Added 6 years ago

Arz Kiya Hai…
Aye Sunami Jarurat Nahi Teri In Khaufnak
Lehro Ki,
Zindagi Mein Khauf Laane Ke Liye, Gharwali
He Kaafi Hai..

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Added 6 years ago

Ladkiya To Hajar He Par Uske Jaisa Koi Nhi,
Khubsurti Beshumar He Par Uske Jaisa Koi Nhi,
Duniya Vakt Ke Sath Biti Bate Bhul Jaati He,
Bhulau To Chije Hajar He Par Uske Jaisa Koi Nhi.

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Added 6 years ago

Chaah Rakhne Wale, Manzilon Ko Taakte Nahin
Badh Kar Thaam Liya Karte hain…
Jinke Hathon Me Ho Waqt Ki Kalam,
Apni Kismat Wo Khud Likha Karte Hain.

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Added 6 years ago

Girl Friend:- Dear,
This Computer Is Not Working As Per My Command!!!
Boy Friend:- Exactly Darling,
Its A Computer Not Ur Boy Friend...

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Added 6 years ago

Mujrim Ne Apne Pathan Vakeel Ko Kaha:
Koshish Karna Umar Qaid Ho Phansi Na Ho
Vakeel: Tum Chinta Mat Karo
Court Ke Baad Mujrim Kya Hua?
Pathan: Bahut Mushkil Se Umar Qaid Karwai,
Adalat To Riha Kar Rahi Thi.

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